Writer's Block: Archive

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I decided to make a new blog with a new email, and I will probably delete this one or let it disappear into the wind lol. Anyways, I already followed everyone of importance. So if you wanna keep tabs on what I’m doing, click the title, follow the new one, it’s gonna be really fun. I’m about to type up the initial post right now

May 24th

Gonna change it up

Starting a new blog. If I can change my URL, I will, but I want it connected to a different email, so we’ll see how it goes :P

May 23rd

Mar 31st

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Mar 30th

Epiphany? Maybe

Good evening, my handful of followers. I am procrastinating heavily right now, so bear with me. First thing’s first: I feel like I have to start growing up a lot in a very short amount of time. Looking back at my tumblr, my posts feel too high school-ish. I need to get my act together and start speaking volumes. This blog was correctly titled Writer’s Block. I barely wrote anything...

Mar 30th

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Challenge: No Words Repeated

I had to come up with a cohesive paragraph that was 6 sentences long without using the same word twice. Here’s what I came up with: Take out a toothbrush. Put toothpaste on it. Insert the utensil in your mouth and brush away. Don’t be too vigorous, because gums sometimes bleed. Rinse with water or listerine, whichever tickles that fancy. Good oral hygiene is sexy! Are you up for...

Nov 12th

She's out of my league.

What do I do?

Sep 29th

Aug 26th

Email I just received titled, "Why Some Teachers...

winnayy: takkeh: uhcoolstorybro: iworkatagrocerystore: dream-is-collapsing: leonardodicraprio:devils-trap:shanny-run-run:rachel-the-extractor:velocistar:mrsvaccarezza: Oh, the hilarity. these are kinda brilliant though The good vibrations one made me laugh LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO

Aug 10th

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“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...”

– Neil Gaiman, “The Kindly Ones” (via moronicbeauty) (via cheerydumdum) (via winnayy)

Aug 10th

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Aug 8th

Alejandro? take time to read.

winnayy: amakyu: abigailsaly: kisshug: yanniiex: jennysaysfu: woo-sunghyun: Our teacher told this. Alejandro means man’s defender and protector (God.) Fernando means ardent for peace (Jesus.) Roberto means bright or shining fame (Holy Spirit.) Babe is the same as Child. Don’t call my name, dont call my name, GOD. I’m not your child, i’m not your child, Jesus Don’t call my name,...

Jul 26th

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Jul 22nd

Jul 20th

“Everybody’s gonna hurt you. You just have to find the person worth...”

– Someone tell me who said this

Jun 13th

Duhhhhh

I just realized I have no excuse not to post. I have an iPhone!!! More mumbo jumbo to come later

May 17th

Feb 13th

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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“A white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here.” The black...”

Dec 17th

Dec 9th

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Nov 30th

Lucid

The wind pushing my face wakes me up. I realize instantly that I am not in my bed. I can’t fathom how I ended up on the roof of a tall building. It’s dark out, but I don’t feel tired. I look at my wrist to check the time, but my watch is not there. Something is wrong, I never take my watch off. Something feels familiar about this place, but I don’t know where I am. After...

Nov 16th

Aug 12th

Happy Ending?

Random Caller: Hello I am calling on behalf of the Chicago White Sox and today is make a random person happy day, you've been selected!
BobbySoFamous: So are you gonna jack me off?
Random Caller: ... What?
BobbySoFamous: Well, that would make me happy..

Aug 5th

Cock Meat Sandwich

Geneedwin Matos: If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and kills a woman, why the fuck is there a forest in the kitchen?
dumblilasiangirl: XD
dumblilasiangirl: lmfao
dumblilasiangirl: youre crazy
Geneedwin Matos: 
Geneedwin Matos: you're
Geneedwin Matos: a girl
Geneedwin Matos: take that
dumblilasiangirl: aw boo
dumblilasiangirl: you win
dumblilasiangirl: now i owe you a sandwich
Geneedwin Matos: YES
Geneedwin Matos: make me a damn sandwich
dumblilasiangirl: i am
dumblilasiangirl: *here*
Geneedwin Matos: mmmmmm
Geneedwin Matos: best mother fucking sandwich ever
Geneedwin Matos: I'm gonna eat it while I browse through pictures of you on facebook
dumblilasiangirl: ew
dumblilasiangirl: fuck off creeper
Geneedwin Matos: I'm not a creeper I know you!
Geneedwin Matos: So I'm not a creeper until my hand is down my pants
dumblilasiangirl: yeah
dumblilasiangirl: but it was about to go down your pants
Geneedwin Matos: both my hands are on the sandwich
Geneedwin Matos: I'm gonna need someone else on peen duty
dumblilasiangirl: why dont you eat a hole in the sandwich and use it as a cock ring
Geneedwin Matos: omg, good sandwich maker AND BRILLIANT
Geneedwin Matos: they don't make them like that anymore
Geneedwin Matos: it's usually one or the other
dumblilasiangirl: LMFAO
dumblilasiangirl: i should patent that shit
Geneedwin Matos: LOL
Geneedwin Matos: put's a whole new spin on "cock meat sandwich"
dumblilasiangirl: BAHAHA

Aug 5th

Is that really what I'm worth?

OneGoodGene: HEY YOU
Kmp821: howdy yo
OneGoodGene: You're up early
Kmp821: i know
OneGoodGene: Got something to do?
Kmp821: no
Kmp821: my niece and nephew woke me up
OneGoodGene: Wanna hang out?
Kmp821: not today
Kmp821: i'm trying to stay at home so i can get my itouch!
OneGoodGene: oh
OneGoodGene: okay

Jul 21st

stillnotdavid,

WB: do you like froyo david
DL: whats that
WB: frozen yogurt
DL: ya
WB: =)
WB: are there a lot around ny
DL: its an actual food?
DL: i just freeze my yougurt
WB: wthayl
WB: ..
 To answer your question... yes xD There's Pink Berry, Red Mango, Yogo Monster, frozen yogurt places are all over Manhattan

Jul 19th

Jul 16th